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Why heavy computer

Our company is sales of notebook computers , has a store in the electronic market . Visits to the store after work yesterday and saw a customer is arguing with the manager . I used to ask how it was.



client said : To the complaint .


manager , said:


customer was furious :


manager silly, pale , I do not know what to do.



I had to get personally involved :


Customer :


I said:


customers suddenly realized , with a look of admiration turned away ... ...

2011-3-6

my boss! Just fine .
shot with the camera today, his birthday cake , he was excited even in the hands of a few knives are out . Li, the son of her sister birthday cake to do the afternoon , I told the boss about my birthday is coming . Should be . Chen , he said `` it! At least 5 layers of cake do `` ` hee hee! ! ! I treat my birthday !

Written all want to love , in love and have lost

Japanese and Korean soap operas Do not believe the so-called because they can not make each other happy and leave. Ever thought you was the other's happiness. Love is not escape, is effort. Not escape the responsibility to each other happiness, but happiness to the realization of the obligations to each other. When you say goodbye in order not to hurt each other, you have to each other causing the greatest damage. Love is to work together.

Do not fear each other out and understanding. Understanding is that love, not fear. Love is a duty, can not easily leave. Allows you to leave the fear for the people, not really love, even to pay more, to leave the people, after all, will leave.

not think there will not understand love. In do not know, we just like to not reach the love. When exposed the shortcomings of each other after many this like it will end. Love is tolerance, love each other everything. Love do not, maybe you just love nothing more of his novel.

do not believe you said you did not mind that you are too close to the person with the opposite sex. Such people are not cheating you're playing you, or you simply do not care. You will not mind your love and sex close to the point of your existence forget it? Think know. Or, he himself would not mind a few heterosexual deal.

do not deal in a few heterosexual. Love is the existence of two individuals, can not tolerate a third person. People who think that the right can be left holding nothing more than an online YY Novels many people. Love is a single-minded, make a note of good.

do not give each other a lot of pressure. Appropriate and keep a distance from the opposite sex, the love for you is good. Too close a distance, perhaps inadvertently, made a move to embarrass each other.

not to cheat your lover. Remember, if you do not cheat the grasp of his life, then tell him the truth. When the lie was exposed again and again, when there may be all over.

do not think appearance would be a great obstacle. 60 years later, no one can no wrinkles, no gray hair? Who can change the aging, the same small. You may not appearance, but you talented. Maybe you did not before, but you gentle. Maybe you do not tender, but you ....... maybe you have nothing, but maybe, he is in love with your ordinary.

do not see the surrounding environment, too. Love is you, and around what is the relationship. But please be kind to each other's family and friends. A lot of things, just give yourself an excuse for Bale.

love you do not think he will not leave you. Repeated damage to your, he will leave, because you do not know how to cherish, not worthy of his love. Treasure, to know how to love.

not because the impulse to say something radical to say. No one wants to get warm for cold, take caring for injuries. Impulsive words, may have broke his heart. Nail a nail under the easy, but uprooted it, if you can hole in the fence repaired it? ? If you have said, then apologized to go with your gentle make up as much as possible, but can not determine whether it is useful.

not disappeared. Frequently missing days are allowed for people without reason, it is difficult to give the feeling of stability. Also make people worry about your safety.

not to trample on their dignity. You can live without him, but can not do without dignity. Remember, he does not love you, you do not see him.

Do not promise. Can not promise is worse than no promise. Perhaps many men and women are like that one by one bad check, but when you find each of them can not be cashed, you will love this cheat it?

not only for myself. Man does not live only for themselves. Parents, lovers, children. Maybe we'll do a lot of things we do not like to do, but to them, please do not complain. Because, love is a duty, is a play.

not love Do not give any hope. Hope that the greater the disappointment will be. Maybe you just like the feeling of being loved, but when the disappointment comes, you may be because of your greed, and was the other offensive.

not regret it. No matter what choice do, is not the right choice. Please do not regret it. Time can not turn the clock back, everyone is responsible for everyone's fault. Very often, miss never come back.

Reprinted Mood Quotations

1. Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
2. drunk who has not satisfied, I will help the wall!
3. I lie like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find the way out.
4. Big Brother, you know? Two brothers and the meat is more expensive than the master of all
5. If the fish can nourish the brain that makes people more intelligent, then you should eat at least a pair of children whales ... ...
6. Water clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base.
7. Youth is like toilet paper, looking at Tingzhi have, not with the use of forward to a ~
8. Huai just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it.
9. my friends around me, ah, you quickly known for it, so I can sell the memoirs of the ~ ~ ~
10. colleagues to see customers may be nervous, an opening is: Hello Mr., I ask your name ah? sentence: and you're better than
14. I'm not a casual person I can be up and not man
15. God said, Let there be light, I said that I oppose, from the world, with dark
16. no mood today good. I have only four sentences say. including this and the previous two. I finished saying ......< br> 17. a man to be a cow wandering in between A and C who beef < br> 18. my great name of God, little Jesus, the English name of God, Buddhist name, is such as to ...
19. people can not hang in a tree, to die in a few nearby trees and more trees second try
20. trees do not skin, certain death; people no sense of shame, invincible.
21. farmer three boxing hurts
22. In fact, I have been very popular: I'm cute kid, and now people bitch, I love
23. not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates
24. go its own way, let others take a taxi go
25. mice carry the knife, the streets to find the cat
26. With time, shit is also serious
27. the Chinese people who ran the fastest? Cao Cao (non Liu Xiang). Because speak of the devil to
28. Thinking of how far you go away
29. Only when long lines at the train station, can we truly realize that they are
30. lovers and eventually became a family
31. spring, a group of geese are flying north, while arranged in B font, while arranged in T-..
32. in where falls Where is the lie
33. Tiger does not get angry when I was a HELLO KITTY!
34. The donkey is the concept came down ~
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Disease ( 4)

My head hurts now, hand touched the forehead, cold fingers and hot on the forehead to form a strong temperature. I think I really was sick, very sick ah. I know why
born disease, people in the most empty, when illnesses are also easy swoop. I know this is a disease sooner or later destined to give birth, as that thing sooner or later bound to occur.

the back door of our school together one after another night of big and small food stalls. Every night, the lights, all kinds of cries, rattled the cooking sound, Yaowuheliu Finger Guessing Game sound, rendering the entire road was crowded.
college students to go abroad are struggling to eat a pasta difficult to achieve the aspirations and can therefore only second best, out of school to eat a bowl of heavy oil fried noodles, are also considered in this talk to ******** The stand of the hot scenes with the deserted school cafeteria in sharp contrast, the boss who is smile shine. I often doubt that they will not be used for cooking oil is squeezed from his face down directly.
bosses smile is justified. They received a term of another session of the students, did not wait to see us become one of China's future cross-century talents, they made their first century one of the fortune.
a game that night. I and chewing gum, to go with rack of lean pork and drink after the game. Looking around the circle to the four
chewing gum, said, yo, no! Cobra also. Hey smile at me and then ill.
I saw it on a table behind Cobra and a few other guys in the clink frequently. Cobra in school rather forces, wherever you go, there are always large group of flatterers Pidianpidian to follow. I said my business?
gum held out his face, you're holding the ball every night going? I was shocked, faltered, and I practice a ball game ... ... I went to ah.
gum said forget it, your kid to run every day of people beneath the window peeping, that I do not know? Spoke from his arms and took out a military telescope, in front of me shook, look lifeless and said, hey kid you want to do this? I say you his mother to go to hell.
could not help but glance at the telescope, and my heart all in steps.
rack of lean pork, said Oh. Who is that? Since you like her, why not on?
I drink it a cup of wine, one said, people have dated other people, a boyfriend. Cobra which said North Korea secretly looked at the table.
gum an urgent, screeching voice and cried with her boyfriend on how the matter? Have a boyfriend, how now?
I saw a few tables of people around looked up to us, even more ferocious cobra at the table stared at chewing gum. I said you fucking tap!
gum seems not to hear, said out loud, do not innocent friends, my little boy. Now the girls are vain through it! The more we look arrogant indifference of the girls, the more inner city blocks wild, can not wait to come to the tail-like ass along with a long list!
rack of lean pork that although a bit exaggerated, but most girls will not hate a guy really likes her, which is true.
gum said, chasing girls have a 'three-to three-not' the fifth word approach. Brother I want to teach you the recipe?
rack of lean pork that nodded and said, our comrades in chewing gum because of who the great practice, though keep on fighting, but it was always the fearless indomitable revolutionary spirit of never yielding, and has accumulated a large sum of money and saliva exchange for valuable experience, really worth our study and study again! Ha ha ha! Gum said to you.
I said ha ha, you tell us.
gum shakes his head proudly said, Come remember! Third, we need: to dare, to be tough, be hard; three do not: Do not be afraid, no sense of shame, not life!
rack of lean pork laugh, again and again that makes sense, makes sense.
gum enraptured, said Wen Wen as she quietly that girls generally prefer a more wild little boy. What you do not have any knee-Yen, the truth will be exposed very attractive initiative.
she have a boyfriend right? It does not matter! You can, and her way first to the existence of pure friendship, ah. She often went to the study room, library, the best re-design several 'encounters' a deeper impression, huh. At first she may be dismissed for you, then you must not despair, we must persevere, even Sipilailian! In short, have to look for opportunities to show your true style. Learn what she likes, for in a short time and foster common interests to keep her. In this period, your humor, open-minded is very important, do not force her to make a choice between you. Each operation, you can pick one you did not you handsome and strong friend Hu Jia, said such ... ... ... ... wink toward the rack of lean pork.
rack of lean pork fists, said, ha ha. Ganluan you say? Believe it or not my flat you?
gum hastened to say No, no. Rack of lean pork, said, ah? What is not?
chewing gum that, ha ha, not afraid, do not say you!
he Heyikoujiu, continue to start speaking, this time squatting on the chair altogether. What psychology usually read more books. Training must be a lot of girls in mind the ability to read. . Of the students around her roommate, do not forget to add bribes. . They will tell you a lot of useful information. This is very important. As long as she wants, you should not hesitate to try to get. Review the information when a small, boring a bag of snacks when, sick of a small pill, it is subtle, see the spirit of absolute power as much as a Hiroshima atomic bomb. There ... ...
He stopped me over from head to feet, Pie Piezui said, there are millions of your own to dress up a lot of pondering, not all rustic! Nothing much went to Hua Ting Road stroll. As for the future happen, no matter, you can safely reveal true colors, and every day wear pajamas slippers does not matter, because in her eyes that you have not soil the.
bare their minds at the last before you, you can chat with contacts on weekdays, intentionally or unintentionally revealed that some of your boyfriend always say really happy, like he was really lucky, then, but remember not to use words to belittle your rival, this may instead be counterproductive.
you look carefully, In their trouble, when there is misunderstanding the beginning, and good to be strongly advised her to let her have realized that your great and selfless, is sincerely good for her. After a few second to go that way, you can seize the opportunity to bang out those words you most want to say out. What time, preferably in the evening, the night's defensive ability often weak, let her go back and can have a night time to think about you. Haha.
gum that through long-winded, almost in one breath then do not put it up, holding up his glass to drink for a long time did not drink a drop, the original is too long Forgetting the cup empty, busy pounding the table shouting, boss, wine, wine! To wine!
I was stunned that I was beginning to worship you.
rack of lean pork, said, do not listen to his nonsense, chasing girls in fact the key word: sincerity.
gum said, makes sense, even if not sincere, or at least put on a sincere look.
rack of lean pork, said, ha ha, your mouth is, boy dog ​​bark!
I said, I ... I ... ... ... ... ... I'm still worried about chewing gum, said worry about your head ah! Do not be naive, but not wives, college never finish the job of love.
rack of lean pork, said to try it. There are two results can try, you do not even try again, only to fail.
I said, can do it?
gum patted my shoulder and said, quasi-line. You lack is confidence, afraid of? Buddha said, We're on the water? The reason why we go to college just to peel the majority of my fellow female mask of hypocrisy, in misery alone to save their souls!
rack of lean pork, said go, the brothers who support you.
I felt tipsy feeling on the Bay, from the front surface of your plain dress and long hair flying, and the way you smile Yanzui:
left hand covered her mouth, curved eyebrows and eyes exposed, and slightly wrinkled my nose ... ...
and light a glass of wine, as if the drink is infinite courage, and said, good! Tomorrow I'll find her! Said chewing gum, so that it like a man. , The toast! Rack of lean pork that, cheers!

suddenly sounded from behind soon sneer, by! Wood did not expect to because of who they know?
we looked back through the laughter, saw the cobra is 眯缝着眼睛 said, ha ha, you when they are hermaphrodite ah? Next to a few people around him like a shade flatter smile.
face acne a guy said, I really do not understand what our school to these scum?
another bar after a head-tailed guy, these limbs, simple-minded guy extra points if it was not sports, but also want to go to our school? apparently had little drunk
Cobra, he helped the glasses on the bridge of the nose Yaotouhuangnao Fu said, Definitely No, our school to build first-class universities, we must focus on the overall situation, you need to master these sports, like big Shanghai's construction workers can not be separated. Since the formation of the basketball team, you have not found the canteen every day is a lot less leftovers? Ha ha ha.
ha ha ha ha! A table of people like to swim into the water and choking, shaking the ground one by one with laughter.
gum suddenly jumped from the bench, through the wine sex, bang clatter overturned the table in front of them, cup pots scattered. Cobra, who is less than dodge, Lili was juice dripping grease to splash her body, appears to find any. Families frightened voice sounded from all sides.
Cobra screaming what are you doing?
gum said, what? I fucking hit you! Had finished, the cobra has a punch in the chin, glasses flying suddenly disappeared. He would also like to call fist waving, was the edge of the acne and the tail of a horse thrown to the ground.
rack of lean pork, said to be bad! Almost the same time he and I jumped up, want to pull gum. Been washed out next to a table where the three guys and stopped his path.
cobra clutching his chin and find fault in commotion, do not hit him the face, kicked his stomach! Kicked his stomach!
I suddenly think this guy's face really very ugly, distorted facial features too excited, the blue veins on his face like a tangled worms wriggling article. I'm screaming, picked up a beer bottle, and rushed to look at him in the forehead is. Cobra Beach mud as soon as her head on the ground paralyzed.
see bright red blood from his fingers out slowly, all stupid.
rack of lean pork with a cry, brisk walking. He and I set up the chewing gum has been badly battered, turned and ran. But just a look back to see you!

lamppost you stand under the light of the foot is around Yun Huang. It felt like the center of the stage is surrounded by all the dark things, but you are a bunch of light enveloped. You stood motionless body, appears to Qunjiao large range of sways in the wind a little bit exaggerated.
you obviously just witnessed the fight. Yao Zhaochun you tight, indifference staring at me, eyes full of an air of contempt. I just feel cold hands and feet, as if the whole body once and for all the blood rushed to his head.
rack of lean pork, see I'm still in a daze, anxious shouted abuse, what made you his mother distracted? Not walking faster? !
I suddenly an entire toolbox on the shoulders of the gum, be dead bolted wildly. I do not know where to flee to, do not know where is the end. Just want to leave here as soon as possible, spared the farther the better.
my eyes sometimes flashed your flowing skirt, sometimes flashed a smile the way you Yanzui, sometimes cold contempt flashed your eyes ... ... I am a heart kept sinking, to sink, as if both sides backwards as the world sank to the ground together.

Students in the world's most funny

First grade teacher taught us know poultry animals.

teacher:

I answered:



midterm home, my mother asked me how to test for? I said to not fill out a question.

mother asked what the math is ah baby son?

I said, there is a question how much to ask 3 times 7, I was just-filled 15.

my mother just had a water spray to face my dad, hey .... I'm so great!

father then asked how my school.









fainted right away ... ... my dad



day on math, the teacher asked the 1 +1 =? I did not know. The teacher asked me to go back to ask. I asked my mother, my mother was cooking and told me to get out. I asked my father, my father re-watching, shouting, 'cool'. I asked my sister, sister in singing, sing BABY. I asked my brother, my brother on the phone and said; I wait for you outside.

next day, the teacher asked 1 +1 =? I said; you get out, the teacher gave me a slap in the face, I shouted cool, the teacher called me big eater, I mean anti-curse. The old saying; roll. I said; BABY, I wait for you outside. We are also committed math teacher on the spot high blood pressure, and passed out .....

school later changed the teacher let us make sentences, I leisurely finished work is impressive to me, my teacher wrote the sentence is:

sad ---- large ditch in front of our house very sad.

than canned juice if ---- nutritious.

naive ---- really hot today, is a good day for swimming.

very ---- very sister's math test only, shame.

---- I do things calmly, all start with an easy start.

ginseng ---- each teacher that day to participate in the relay, we must try.

lunch ---- Xiao Ming as the stool to get up every morning the first thing to do

Money can rivalry !

a Shanxi coal bosses with 10 million in cash in the hotel consumer , check out was told that 20 million , coal boss for a credit card , cash only informed by the hotel and the hotel had an argument ,
a phone call after a short while , the trunk of two cars filled with face value of one yuan to open the door to the hotel

hotel security and the money men move into the hotel room down to the ground ( a big pile of )

Coal boss to the side , waiting to check out :

all the attendant called the number of hotel Money





I eat , the number you green?





afraid you could not finish the number of delayed me home :