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First grade teacher taught us know poultry animals.

teacher:

I answered:



midterm home, my mother asked me how to test for? I said to not fill out a question.

mother asked what the math is ah baby son?

I said, there is a question how much to ask 3 times 7, I was just-filled 15.

my mother just had a water spray to face my dad, hey .... I'm so great!

father then asked how my school.









fainted right away ... ... my dad



day on math, the teacher asked the 1 +1 =? I did not know. The teacher asked me to go back to ask. I asked my mother, my mother was cooking and told me to get out. I asked my father, my father re-watching, shouting, 'cool'. I asked my sister, sister in singing, sing BABY. I asked my brother, my brother on the phone and said; I wait for you outside.

next day, the teacher asked 1 +1 =? I said; you get out, the teacher gave me a slap in the face, I shouted cool, the teacher called me big eater, I mean anti-curse. The old saying; roll. I said; BABY, I wait for you outside. We are also committed math teacher on the spot high blood pressure, and passed out .....

school later changed the teacher let us make sentences, I leisurely finished work is impressive to me, my teacher wrote the sentence is:

sad ---- large ditch in front of our house very sad.

than canned juice if ---- nutritious.

naive ---- really hot today, is a good day for swimming.

very ---- very sister's math test only, shame.

---- I do things calmly, all start with an easy start.

ginseng ---- each teacher that day to participate in the relay, we must try.

lunch ---- Xiao Ming as the stool to get up every morning the first thing to do