Complete History of the strongest joke - catlike sharp - the focus of blog

 1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!! 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, one of which Dodge less than was crushed, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: Ha ha ha dig, tomato sauce ... 3. wolf said: a? results put the wolf eat the lamb. 4. stones and cake fight, put the cake scored a kick rocks into the sea ... ... ... ... Once there was a couple of private set for life, but the boys need to perform military service, and girls set it vowed to give the girls a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, boys and girls have been waiting for , has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never become a sorry. ... boy was heartbroken over a few years, boys go fishing, guess what he caught? cakes!!! 5. dumplings answer is boys or girls because boys are circumcised 6 dumplings. There is only called the Little Yellow Duck One day he was hit by a car, he cried: dead ... 8. Once upon a bird every day through a corn field he is very unfortunate, but one day a fire broke out patch of corn field corn have become all the popcorn after the bird in the past that the snow ... ... to cold dead ... 9. When will want reunification of Taiwan? buy Instant Noodles 10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat. Antony: is Children's Day. a. for a while! I've been to this place, I remember a near Merlin, may go a little farther to the an hour later - Cao Ren: To find the plum ... ... ; Dad, I'm not silly ah? met, why they did not greet it?? (assuming they can speak) because ... because ... because they are not familiar with ah ? 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? answer: Press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure ). 16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: enemy sentence, the result was electrocuted ... ... he said: it? where? quickly took me to! worship which the hostess? What color is it? red, wrong! is white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white man) 20. Why does the Dominican fall? Please think twice ... because the floor slippery thing 21. A group of animals PARTY was finished, the burst into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left unattended inside the shop, may I ask why? 24-hour convenience stores are not closing ... ah ... ... 22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming! results hit by a car glass, coffee cup, but nothing, I ask why? coffee cup with ears ah! 23. a horse that , the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3 ... 24. I hate two kinds of people: First, racial discrimination; second black; third did not know the number! 25. I want to thank Xie Xiaoze round, moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty of bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry wood pupil, summer Mumei evening, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka, etc. which I know the name and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often dead of night, is that they carry me through one after another lonely night; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; when I play CS exhausting, is that they made me realize smooth pleasure; I do not feel depressed when the state is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up to 26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, The results are in the ; Bibi said: : We are starting a small name for himself, and I called : My name is said his nickname now, people are respected me, call me Ying Ying: People call me the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood!!! 30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ??? that is Qin Conservancy (hard) slightly!!! Qin (food) What is the color of feces? answer: yellow because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow) 31. there is a fat .... From the twenty-roof jump . ... ... .. turned into a dead fat man!! 32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating. Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink .. Once upon a a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleep .... 33. people who are the ancestors of peanuts because peanuts ? ? ? 34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do? Mengmu moved three (thousands) 35. Zhang Fei: ... diary, the diary has been found to run out, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a bookstore and not closing to go in now. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss. boss with a very low voice, said: But I only take 50 out. Bear to buy a home in this diary, he removed the packaging and put the room on the table in front of the window. when he would like to take a shower and then come out after the diary ... ... bath, which stay in front of that desk even the windows were open, wind blowing from page to page diary ... ... quickly blew open the last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind-KB happened ... ... I saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page reads: (Please pull down) and then continue to pull ... pull ... fast, then pull a little ... can, eventually, pull a little ... read the last page --- Price: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! a walnut on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I Good thick face ah! a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah! a heating on the way to go, easily help pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah! a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah! a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her Thousands Baidu ah! a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet another tadpole, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah! married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked a sudden, I face looks red ah! a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah! remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son of the ah! a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah! a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah! a lighter on the road walk, walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah! a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah! a thimble on the way to go, I walked suddenly said I Dinga! an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah! a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie online ah! a fish on the way to go, walk walking suddenly said, I like diving every day, ah! a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah! an eagle on the way to go, I walked to meet a bear, suddenly walked said the eagle bears us play ah! a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah? an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah? 39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back, I dream of electric wire hugged Blanket wrote: Brother ? ? You can come back, I have the cold dead ? ? ? 40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work. boss is American, he was German, said: you physically well, you are responsible for coolies. weeks, they began doing manual. A few days later the Germans and the French people find the Japanese gone, looking for a long time, or before they decided to go back after work. Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out, called loudly: also put themselves one by one to pull the hair down, turned to Penguin, said: . red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand Mei said: red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon. 44. Do you know why the penguins live What in the Antarctic? because they're cold ... .. 45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business, so she went to ask how do gong, gong said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB's going to happen. boss tried the effect of really good, so she would no longer to find the body. The next day her son to take lunch, but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking for a look and found a lunch box he thought was his to take, and did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings, he opened a run at noon under the hop, the morning of 10 dumplings is obviously why the right to become five, he tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the! You know why? because dumplings on a stick in the lid. 46. a plumber to apply for a job foreman: in front of you to try ... to see the woods for a minute you can cut a few trees over a minute ... .. .... foreman : wow .... a minute 20. ... is too much ... .. where you work before? workers: the Sahara Forest ... ... foreman: I heard �� ... ... ... you worker only heard of the Sahara: the ah ... .. later changed the name of it! 47. Wife: I'm blind, stepped on dog feces would marry you. Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces. dog feces: Oh my good luck ! lay there have been two of you to step on ... ... 48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised Today, after three years and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the news over his sad, desperate to ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess what What did he see? fish bones! 49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, he announced: ran to adopt fruit. set the time comes, all the children are gathered. Teacher: Teacher: nautical miles. Therefore, it becomes a result, it becomes escape the fate of being eaten, all to be as into the could not help but say: broke up .. he has been crying crying crying .... very sad ... the results have been made ... ... ... shoots ... he was ... 53. One day, cook the black stool stool to see the lump of white, black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white? white stool was so angry! he said: I'm not a stool! my ice cream!!! 54. have a cat found a mouse .... Then E Hu sheep-like rush to put him toward the mice ate the mouse, but then been eaten by the cat ... .. Why??? because the tiger could not tell silly mouse 55. a software company are looking for on this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out of a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals. Explorer know This is not a dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try. Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language. Then came the dog front of the computer, it is skillfully playing an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!! 56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush brother once about dating brother love child any connection with the electric toothbrush to a new neighbor today toothpaste girl: ! because I comb ? eat the grass will not let such a smelly fart. . roses for her, and received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look inadvertently revealing look puzzled, until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid to know, not flowers must be the number of pairs, and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it! But she still hopes to hear him personally say, I asked eleven she rose on behalf of what he , had only prevaricate. He rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words, growers said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers!'d often heard of men to women to buy flowers sweet words to say, then why do you put all eleven of each flower? he puzzled and said, growers said: Because ... ... ... buy ten get one ah ? 59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go to the entrance of heaven just hang ~ walked away, and saw a line of elderly people there are very familiar, as if Joseph was his father, but he was not sure ~ ~ So he decided to talk over with him. Hello, may I ask what is your name ah? old man, then I ask what you do before death? Sir, your son is not the hands and feet have been nailed over? father ~ ~ because I'm your son ah! more so a few days, banks who said: also a KB is the most horrible songs ... and the source of it, because this song has a little-known story behind it ... This wife's daughter. childhood become handsome, but slightly older age is more ugly. and therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel ... jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. even his mother and sister are not close to her ... only because it was ugly as a kind of contagious plague. The only way to accompany the jade smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, both Yu Jade holding it ... sad about the end of the age of fifteen when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room hanged himself at an early age ... but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her the room. In this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, changed from white to dark red dress, was the mother of his mother discovered ... Seeing cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the time scenario, she would prefer everything to their second daughter Lan fault. In this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, still hold the baby before he died, as if that their daughter should follow a to the ... ... things have died in the mother and child under the gradually dull. but always at night when the crows crow, came a weak voice ...! does not always stay with me? Pine carving the doll's face carved into the face of the cat (the cat as the mascot of Japan), but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was guilty of the concubine daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not carve a cat face, mouth prospective way, doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years ... .. and for the country's policy in the lock after a series of wars, the massacre of a northern village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all, In this way, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities - dolls were sold was removed around the last hundred years in this doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of the faces of dolls to please, so very many wild products, flow in the country. But the collection of ordinary people to discuss it only because of its human shape. has this baby story is so sad, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original cat, man ... please pull in the end) Hello Kitty! 62 . The story happened in a long time ago in China, good friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play a game together this afternoon to go home ... I walked out of the stone noticed a street lamp, Aladdin's that for similar curious kind of lamp he picked up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp suddenly cropped up in white smoke white smoke slowly slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon .. but dry, a little nutrition bad he spoke: Stone: it .. that ... you can put all three of us will be adults? We have tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game. half and half dragon ... ... stone or white smoke to disperse stone, scissors, or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, successfully turned man of the cloth! in a time of joy the two worry, just someone passing by here to see this scene, put him to record down, this one is Mencius. He wrote: cloth successful, become a person. and then handed down to posterity remark, also joined the Chinese teaching materials. 63. an old man died, because public memorial, so the body with ice cold up, so please come out again when the public memorial. just the time the weather was very hot, there are drops of water after thawing in the body, seen in the next grandson, very tense shouting: Khan, yeah ... desire to do what the man thought for a moment ... ... I heard that cats have nine Mania ... 9 Mania you gave me .. it .. God said, slightly to your wish come true .... One day, that person is free, bored want to die a death ... forget ... Well anyway, 9 Mania lying on the tracks .... The results a train in the past. ... The man is dead ... Why is this? because that station has 10 train cars ... 65. flurry asked Dad: ice to see her looking at the red light, green light red light changing ... or stop in the road, motionless. Then the young lady traffic police came to ask: exchanges for several years it recently, it seems less a sense of light phone to ask her why she is just head down, then do not say anything ... ... I do not know how to do, after all. ... emotionally and can not be forced to listen to friends that she had recently with moving very close to a man I can not believe ... .. do not want to believe because I really like her ... ... ... .. day in the street, but I actually saw her holding hands with another is very close to him say that instant smile ... my heart broken ... ... .... After I inquired to know him ... turned out to be medical students at home has opened a large hospital my third class on the ratio of university students which is ... ... .. this I've been awake a few days or wanted to revive the feelings between us for a long time ... .. I think the decision to send her an apple a day because I firmly believe that a foreigner to the Carrefour shopping, checkout, the clerk asked: ... you ... speak ... chinese? called in the past questioned. police asked as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery of tickets to him ... that says 1. not wearing a seatbelt 2. driving without a license 3. speed of less than 60 70. pretty sure to MM Kane ? ? ? ? coffee diet: Materials: one hundred grams of coffee beans (raw) water 500 cc ... practice: 1, drink 500cc of water 2. ... Scattered on the ground the beans, pick out one. Each day three, repeat 71 a month .... Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back. Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but they are not the same every time .... Life is like a stool sometimes pull very cool, sometimes tangled pull features! Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out stuff .. Life is like a stool, how the results you want, how we should be planted. Life like the stool is often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts .. Life is like a fart stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same .. Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence. Therefore, As we often say, Good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I yeah you are quite lovely that ? 73. One day, a physics teacher in a class Girls in sick, 40 are female students who take classes will be looking forward to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher, a female provocative language with the students, said: We Can not school teachers, play some excitement exciting game? male teacher was silent child, said: good ~ ~ you close up the students textbooks, exams now! 74. One day, my sister crying cockroaches the running back .. cockroaches father asked: