DINK 11 novels in China

 Three
accident
night, the streets are cold and dark, the back street was full of conspiracy.
I put enough rush off, lights the shadow of my translation of a myriad of versions.
Wind whipped me ear, a Unit of air in the nose scurry about, waves of fear along the temple turned into a sweat flowing into the neck.
two days come across too many evil things, I'm afraid the defense team members around will succeed me as just a thief, perhaps followed by 110 in it. but I gave it a lot, and must come home, I am more afraid of little witch, this girl is doing nothing out.
rushed to the cell door, I saw a shadow ran from another direction. I am surprised, these days more than I could have funny people? shadows on the red near instant, that I could almost laugh, That shadow was actually his wife. We both looked at each other, they also looked at the upstairs. I know, my wife and I are pondering is one thing, Peas, and the little witch could have committed the crime.
now is 4:00, still no elevator. We both Mo Zhaohei cruise in the stairwell, in just the past few hours, this is my second time to climb the nineteenth floor. climbed to second floor, I was really do not increase, and then sat on the stairs waving to his wife: Apparently she did not dare to face alone the little witch. do not you apologize to my mother. When a child is gone, I come back. She quickly came back. My mother's grandmother, after all, is the Peas, she nothing? at most we'll give her a few hundred dollars a month. As you whiz hh , do not want to be little witch. She found out, also went to Spain, Linus is very unlikely go. sodium disappeared, just a few days of effort, the world seems to have a mess. In comparison, only my wife and I still having peace of mind, I thought here has committed a wrong to gloat. Zainao, and two children for a few days to a few days now. you did not see you, we are in the unfortunate people around, let a few days to help people raise their children, even if it is nice that the bad misfortunes. ; What do you mean ah? we usually unethical is it? Fang Zhiyuan, and Peas I think his grandmother can not help but sigh. Doudou by Fang Zhiyuan, and the logic of his grandmother, his mother died Peas should not blame Osama bin Laden, as if the strange composition of our road some more. I do not want my wife again increase the psychological burden, and stood up and said: both legs dragging a heavy climb, five minutes later we finally see their own goals.
really an accident, the family remains not the battlefield, the little witch and the Peas have disappeared. My wife and I quietly pushed open each door, and finally found them in the room. Peas in bed sleeping, pillow also placed a pile of building blocks, which is party to send him to Chile when the belt. little witch sleeping on the carpet, the entire body are reduced in the blanket, like a doormat. my laptop around in them the little witch, power cord does not pull an estimated little witch has been ravaged it before going to sleep. My wife and I, looking one, but also say the heart is what it's like, strange, shock, luck, difficulty, and a combination.
two children asleep, could not open our eyes, and my wife and I gave up feeling alive changes, and quickly went to bed. before going to sleep, only one thought in my mind, today is the beginning from the early morning, long way, I guarantee they will be exhausted. I die, my wife into a widow on, and she saved my hard-earned money To become someone else had. The idea that I fell asleep just sprouted, is scared.
seven o'clock, the alarm complained like to mad Han Jisheng, I took it for a pillow fight nausea, and then went sleep. wife realized that the situation was serious, bitter kick my kicks, and finally bed down almost to my Chuaidao. I angrily: little witch to get to school, and then sending Peas to kindergarten. Why you? just seven, then I generally get up eight. a soft, kneeling on the bed, the top of the forehead bang on the bed in the cold, hard rub rub some of it clear. , and went straight out of the bedroom.
little witch has been accustomed to early estimates, and she dressed and sat on the living room waiting for me. I just want to say a few hard words, affectionate little witch actually cried: godfather, I want to eat McDonald's. call me when you are certain to say l r. . ; godfather, I have money, I still have cards do. , right?
turned out a little witch Peony Money Link Card, shook me, frankly said: . but not credit card, then the repeated urging of a publisher to do a piece of barely. publisher of the royalties of a arrived, I immediately get out of there money on the book. Actually, I also know that money is safe in the card, but No book on a few figures that do not mind having peace of mind. Hey, now even the little witch has its own credit card, and I have been a lingering fear of new things, it seems more than I do with the great man, and with the little witch I should be compared Social eliminated.
lucky money now, I saved my mom has been with, and said so when I was in college with. A few days before I spend money, put the cards out, and my mom did not know. a McDonald's, she was willing to let her eat eat.
to McDonald's, the little witch really want to pay, of course I can not let her pay, rushing to the money paid. This time I be seen, little witch Even had all the answers are not, at least a little good, the concept of the child no money, no money, but also particularly generous hand. For adults, it is not love of money is indeed a virtue, Xu Daguang go in because the love of money. But for children, not greedy for money is a spendthrift fix in the future. I have to be responsible for the Xu Daguang, eating hamburgers then ventured: Therefore, do not use your money godfather, godfather save for you. ; not allow nonsense, how can you godfather money? handed me the card hands to himself: What for? I have lost curiosity, asked: br> I do not understand class leader and what is the natural relationship between credit cards and more surprised.
expression seemed to laugh at the fuss godfather. tyrants. , and all elected me class leader. Shique can vote yesterday that bastard cast someone else's vote, the results have sent a vote on the head when I did not. little witch nodded: can not condone her daughter publicly attack it dry. Now I understand that count, all democracy is fantasy, all that is sacred is smoke, everything is pure nonsense, all such ideas are nonsense. now know that bribe-year-old children selected, No wonder Li Aijia children to talk about it so bitter.
stiff I sat for three minutes, and then pocket the credit card ends up, pulling the little witch to go to school. but the little witch did not eat, before he also had a Hamburg, three two ate. Then I asked: McDonald's to eat every day. in smoked a cigarette. Our age is the information age is the era of knowledge explosion, the children of this age than children of any age to be smart, clever predecessors have exceeded all expectations. Peas-year-old on the Internet chat, little witch-year-old to know election fraud. I used to be afraid of little witch, but was afraid of her tossing prank scared, but you are afraid that my children now grow up to become the second Wu, really do my godfather's 到了那一天the fame may, at least they can cover a Prince, right? smoked cigarettes, I gave Li Aijia called and told her that the little witch something his father these days, I am responsible for transportation. Liai Jia actually laughed on the phone long time, said: I thought you really do not like children do. I said I really do not like it, Liai Jia said: The kids are so good buddy, you have your own children will only spoil what will be more uncertain. I did not say What, nothing more to say.
I took a taxi to go home, connected to the Peas. then and immediately rushed kindergarten, the Peas to Ejiu and solemnly informed Ejiu, not allowed to re-Peas cell phone, but not allowed to ask for money. Ejiu smile a few times, did not dare say anything else.
finally done by now, this morning I had all the donkey, and two legs there is no idle, and sent the front legs are floor of the.
wife reminds me of home a female colleague, said she was pregnant last year. three months pregnant, the doctors told her the good news, said to be twins, the woman fainted on the spot. The doctor thought she is over-excited, so excited, once the rescue. female colleagues woke up, the doctor consoled said: female colleagues have cried: ; was almost down to the doctor, how is this possible? three months ago, my wife told me that my female colleagues had had the time, I did not say anything. A month ago, my wife told me that my female colleagues, her husband has become a bones. I asked how a female colleague now? wife said: female colleagues too tense, psychological pressure, so every day to eat, what to eat what to see, now hundred and fifty kilograms, and was about to balloon into a . With that, my wife and I sat silent for a long time in silence.
half past nine, I finally went home, the results of his wife began to complicate the issue. She actually did not go to work, it is still lying in bed, That case is entirely a Yong-like lazy lady like.
toss me a whole morning, too tired to head pain, can not help but see his wife look comfortable furious. but sleep at home? Peas help me get to kindergarten, ah, one morning, I toss up and down twice. . I got up to do? his wife went to the bathroom door, suddenly turned his head: , recovery of the past.
unreasonable, do I hope these two kids at home and afford to live? then I think I know, I have my wife do not quite trust of mainly worried about whether my child on the way it changed his mind, with the division moved like. Now I hate to move on the division, and this guy ruined the reputation of men, depriving my wife said that men are not, and really annoying!
then suddenly my wife cried in the bathroom : are enjoying themselves. I know my wife like to look in the mirror, look in the mirror, she usually will not let me visit. . I look.
I had to look closely, did not see the difference, the dry chuckle: the lower back from the meat hard to pull, pleased to say: two, if his wife really is unmistakable. I can not help but stand before the mirror, and looked at himself, still look Hengrou, Manmianhongguang, how do I do not thin ah?
four
strategist
From the bathroom came out, my wife urged me to hurry the children to find the next home. No way, I had dialed the telephone Chengdu uncle, the uncle answered the phone. pleasantries a few words, I would ask your uncle out of the mother, uncle said: said: What not to say, he asked when his mother came back. uncle mean to the security of both, mother wants to live long live long. I am a little anxious, and begged his uncle to the mother quickly put back. uncle asked the reason, I had to truthfully say. can be if not finished, actually furious uncle, he cried on the phone: You know these supercilious look wolf distressed children, do not know how distressed home ah? simply: minutes later, I finally understand, uncle importune has deep historical reasons.
uncle went to Sichuan to the sixties, known as third-line support for the construction of the late seventies he had settled in Chengdu. As assigned only a house, not enough to live in, the black uncle would buy a house in Chengdu, carefully, and even borrow money to buy. what buildings, bungalows, window dressing rooms, breath bought three, four real estate. uncle reason for such a disruption, of course, to four a son, which his son not to house you? But landlords became an uncle unwittingly, these are his property. In recent years, Chengdu scale urban renewal, everywhere Chaifang Zi, the results to his uncle's home city demolition also to the demolition, relocation compensation seems to have become astronomical, uncle rich. four cousin not willing to make a fortune alone, uncle, in order to compete for real estate struggled, you grab that I would win, it was not carrying his uncle playing the lawsuit, contention the uncle's custody. When the news reached the ears of his uncle, his uncle even drank two bottles of Wuliangye, drunk for four days, almost Zuisi the past.
uncle on the phone curse: custody of you? my retirement pay it more than two thousand pieces, Huadu Hua Buwan sideways in Chengdu, I need them to feed it? This is my house, grab it! grabbed my hand, I'm looking forward to the next step is to quickly die, die on the air, sooner or later you always something to kill. mother, raising children, raising children want to raise children, raising children, what's the use ah? support one, with a hoping you die, the raising of six, six full- expecting you to die. I tell you, that you have two children on her own, anyway, your mom raised you all, and no matter what the future friends.
holding my phone in a daze, did not put down quite a while.
wife asked with concern: said feebly.
Emei monkeys are high blood pressure, blood pressure is higher than the mother does, they catch up with Mom. come back? face brewing. I take the opportunity she had not broke out immediately the accident occurred about uncle about it, later my wife finally got their pressure down the fire. I saw the opportunity, concluded: Chengdu, uncle will not necessarily put her right back. she finally hit the pro sister, did not hesitate of the opportunity to complain to you? terror, the right half of his face is helpless, and the eyes are all incredibly sad.
> search for Linus the task is given to a wife, because I was too tired and needed sleep. drowsily always sleep during the day, I went around looking at his wife's pleading Linus fell asleep, but sleep and is not stable. I dreamed I had a broken boat, wreck floating in a vast ocean, the annoying is that there is a hole in the wreck, amidst overflowing, seeing the cabin will be filled. I stand boat bang the shouted for help, but can be around a figure at all. Then I found one more strange thing, the ship was actually in the water a yellow green, put his nose to smell, and smell of urine dice gas, Xunde brain hurts .
noon, my wife shaking me awake, I pushed her hand, then quickly rushed into the bathroom, that thing nearly jumped out from my waist, the fury of the water column seemed to be completely submerged off the toilet . the urine in the end I just think of it, because to send Peas and little witch, I put the morning routine to delay, if not then sleep on a non-kang of the urine.
wife catch the bathroom door, shouting said: br> my wife wanted to deny that, because she said at the time: you can not find wisdom because you are too stupid side. But in the end she reluctantly nodded. Still later, my wife would cry for her no one to turn the tragedy said that the I just quietly listen, because this was what I had expected.
a child I used to play hide and seek partners, not rivals unwittingly exposed if the whereabouts of the case, is generally not found. so hide and seek game is to seduce each other to reveal their game. Grenadines since to hide, with the two of us even think about pulling her out of personal. is not to find it through the police station? this thought I put it a shot there. these days I have contacted the police too much, no longer had contact with them. Finally, I stared at his wife: is said to run and run, can not find even a one about the. What little child, the family Yeah, a couple friend and brother, ah, not worth a penny in their eyes. to understand. side swinging in the hand. That red liquid cold and rolled in the cup, it seems that in trying to quell my anger.
on this one.
I sneer. We are temperamental husband, I was a genetic determinist, but his wife firmly believes that more women than men superior. have a chat with her and a girlfriend, I happened to be listening in the next to her that his girlfriend is a very general look at all aspects of a woman, at least in my eyes is this. That girl has been depressed to the wife to vent, it was not ground breaking, then said something: I just tired. women, consider themselves very beautiful? you?
sneer stimulated my wife's self-esteem, she Qi Gugu to say: Xu Daguang bodies. may Xu Daguang disappointing, she was disappointed. shook his head: Dad is a foreign boss. you look at the clothes she wears, all the Japanese brands, they are also household appliances brand in Japan, three people actually use the refrigerator is 285 liters, put me to have a rich, they eat got so many things? buy a TV have to Toshiba, the Japanese television in addition to the price you could have any other advantages? me tell you, people who buy Japanese goods is vanity and utterly shameless people. say, and Xu Daguang so high income? her to spend your life, do not make big money is forced Xu Daguang it? so easy to earn big money? are twisted to one side to go. not the case, can not hurt, could not disappointed? you guys to know that nonsense, and you! a?
I can resist for a while this money anyhow. you, we got married you told me, gave me a year after a string of pearls, black beads to ensure that the South China Sea. necklace? said such things, because my wife favorite pearls, especially black pearls. But after getting married as a result of too busy, always remember, but too expensive South Sea Black Pearl, one that is more than a thousand pieces, had a string of How much? thought for half a minute I finally think of it, cried: Indeed, I bought a string of black bead necklace. You're great, you are the world's most considerate husband, Chinese people living there are no more romantic than the dead can talk to you in more than only one level of Butterfly. his wife like a string of black pearls, then, all hit me on the forehead.
I heard the more timid, to the last legs a bit soft. the original necklace was my Panjiayuan Flea Market, spent five ten dollars. I conclude that my wife can not tell the truth in order to coax the main cheer her.
teeth? Say. , Niulian to wanted to run.
wife grabbed my hand after the neck collar, another hand grabbed my ears, shouted into my ears: at most fifty dollars. , then shouted: on a severely, I immediately fell behind the sofa to go.
my wife and I married five or six years, which is fooling around five to six years, five to six bustling, crazy five or six years, anyway, when few corpuscles. So we must not to have children, but if we have children, can children as sandbags, kicking play.
hit the end, I had to win the cost of the following kitchen cooking a wife's forgiveness. In fact, I never liked his wife's craft, a woman like this, if can do anything, in fact, anything so that we can. Take for instance Seventy-line, all distinguished men . woman praise he can cook every day, all men can cook. woman always says he is good at sewing, you can also famous fashion designers are men. to connect students that the exclusive domain of women, at least in the West for a good midwife is also male. So my wife to cook every day, you can not eat food, and occasionally I will cook, mainly to take advantage of his wife not at home to their yangkeng. man's craft is not easily shown, unless it is wrong.
dinner, I also thought of the little witch. bad friends, we both eat, how to do the little witch? I immediately ran into the study, to Li Aijia call and ask questions the little witch's lunch . Liai Jia haha laughed: how, Li Aijia said: .
back to the dinner table, my wife had finished, her faint smile at me, mouth full of sarcasm: Tell us, do not care how can I do? just can not throw the little witch mountain zoo Liger go? When the brigands, all forced to. , wait and see, I am afraid that when you ask me. live in our house for a while, you have to be prepared. head:
wife made me sit on the sofa, coffee table, standing before his professor-like break apart fingers, one, two, three, four, five in number up, I put it straight into nodded, startled endless. my wife said: must be prepared as follows. First: You go to the bookstore afternoon to buy some educational children's books, in theory, to arm themselves in the head. Second: we about a few friends with children so that they can help out some ideas, so that theory, practice. Third, because they do not know how long they live, you can consider asking the nanny, so that nanny is responsible for their living, food and transportation. You are our family's main source of income, not the time spent with their children . Fourth: If the long-term case they afford to live, we must consider a boarding school, and would rather spend money, we can not sacrifice our freedom. Fifth: To spare no effort to continue to search for Linus, try to convince my mom, as long as these two objectives to achieve one, we can reduce the burden by half. To these two objectives, when necessary, to consider some self-sacrifice. from the palm, and her thoughtful, is simply far-sighted!
very excited.
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